This question reminded me of a phone call, from a posh sounding gentleman, i once had late one evening that went something like this;
"Good evening can you tell me do you work in leather?"
"I'm sorry, what do you mean?"
"A friend gave me your number, I am a clergyman looking for someone to work in leather for me"
OK i do have a pair of leather gloves and a whip (don't ask) but not sure i want him to know this.
It turned out he wanted me to rebind the sleeves of his cassock in leather as the old leather was worn, and yes he was a clergyman. We often had crossed wires when i did work for him.