Ahem, (clearing throat here in an awkward effort to appear nonchalant and unflustered).....my dearest Im could you possibly let me know how much more of fabric 6 (the darkest colour) I am going to need for my wall hanging size? It would seem, ahem, (more throat clearing and staring out the window) whilst gaily cutting and err, not paying attention, err, I feel I may be now running precariously low on said fabric.
It would be of great benefit to my state of mind if you could allay my fears and give me the chance to bolt, run, and speed down to the shop in mad panic and determination that "NO" they will not have run out of my pillar box red fabric and I can buy more if needed....please, oh please
Is it too early at 3.00pm to
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