Please miss, may I nail her to the floor???
I made a set of belts to finish the waistline of a set of 8 skirts. The fabrics were assorted but all in tones of navy, pale blue denim blue and white to tie in with the skirts. So I give them all out - Oo, they're great, thank you. Love the spotty one, can I have that one please? etc etc. On go the belts over the pale blue denim colour skirts - more appreciation from the group, most of them - can you guess what's coming?
Quote: The white ties bother me - they're upsetting my feet.
Huh? 1) ties are at the back. 2) ties are less than a cm wide and tie in a small bow.
What? How are they upsetting your feet, they're nowhere near your feet?
Yes but I know they're there and they're white.
Huh again?? What wrong with white, your blouse is white and there is white in your skirt.
Yes but not on my bottom.
Well take the bloody thing off then.