Just seen this on a website and it made me smile.
"I was recently asked by someone I met on holiday whether I had a stable. When I said I had a sewing room not a stable she replied, no, a STABLE, Stash Accumulated Beyond Life Expectancy. I think I probably have that!"
Well based on my expected future life time, no I haven't but there again if you always have a surplus on 'stock', it's bound to happen.