Well, I have a smell stalker.
I go to my DD's school every day. We have to pick her up and so sometimes I go in because I have work or something going on, and we have things at the school parents have to go to. One of the kids has a dad that is always there when I am (or me and my OH). Dude is a good 10 years or so younger then I am.
Well, right before Christmas, we got in line, and this guy moved a few people to get right behind me. And sniffed. And sniffed. And was really obvious he was sniffing. I turned (please be aware I am not joking when I say I do not look friendly and have god level RBF...Victoria Beckham looks downright friendly in comparison) and he got embarrassed and mumbled about how I smelled good. Kay...
It didn't stop. Dude will get right next to me when I am in line or anywhere near him. And not in a of a few feet away...he often is closer to me then my own OH. He has several times complimented me on my perfume, asking what it is so he could buy it for his girlfriend. I did, he did...he's told me it just doesn't smell the same.
And it doesn't stop at school, lol. I live in a small town, so I see him at the gas station or grocery store and it's just as bad. He did turn into a client, though, and comes first thing in the morning when my perfume is stronger.
He hasn't gotten the nerve to actually ask me out, although he's hinted at it heavily. In front of my OH, my DD, his DD and the pastor of the church my in laws go to (and I live next door to). I scare him, and that's not being funny, he's asked my daughter if I was always scary. (My daughter, who also has a good RBF replied "Only on Tuesdays.")
And yes, this is all over my perfume.