They still give the funny descriptions! One of my favourite tops is made from a fabric they titled "A Mess" and described as "cream, fairly tightly knit mesh cotton jersey, with an all over growing squawky floral design, in shades of grey. Suitable for baggy garments design to hide."
Well I think it's lovely, even if it did shrink (fortunately ironing it makes it just big enough) - I bought a second lot and washed the hell out of it before sticking it in my stash.