No, don't be silly, I'm NOT in - but I do have a question/thought.
I don't get the idea of these, surely you'll probably have to wash it (almost) every time you use it? My coasters are always dirty from drips. Also it says they can accommodate cake or biscuits too - surely more muck on them, and you can't just wipe them can you?
Please don't think I'm criticising, I am genuinely puzzled by these - or maybe as I get older I want things to be more functional.