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« on: July 06, 2023, 12:43:29 PM »
Just been given these:
1. It insulates the cupboard where it is kept.
2. It keeps the economy moving. It is my duty to support cotton farmers, textile mills and fabric shops.
3. It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care.
4. I'm taking part in a contest: Who dies with the most fabric wins.
5. It keeps without refrigeration, you don't have to cook it to enjoy it, you'll never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose or walk it.
6. Because I'm worth it.
7. Like dust, it is good for protecting empty spaces in the house, like the ironing board, the laundry basket and the dining room table.
8. It is not immoral, illegal or fattening, it calms the nerves, gratifies the soul and makes me feel good.
9. Because it is "On Sale".
10. Buy it now, before your husband retires and accompanies you on all your shopping trips.