not that I have a hat of course
Be careful what you say... you may get one, and it will probably be
GREEN.
I have done EPP - definitely grim. I don't mind sewing the bits together, but only if someone else does the prep work, far too much trouble.
FPP - picking all those little scraps of paper out of the seams can be very tedious. Yes I know you use a short stitch to make it 'easier', but it's still a fiddle. It is useful for awkward shapes, or particular effects, so it is worth knowing how it's done, even if you don't use it very often.
I shall watch you all, idly, from a discreet distance...