My new toy.......again!

[Bill]

How many times have we been here before? 
Anyhoo, my bernette B77 is on its way. I'm in for an impatient wait.

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Meh. Hurry up DHL!

[Gernella]

I hope you will be really happy with your new love @Bill  just be gentle with her, give her time to get to know you   No hissy fits too early in the new relationship.

[Diane]

@Bill  And no tinkering with it, otherwise the TSP 👮‍♂️ will be paying you a visit 😋

We also need pictures, you know the rules 

[Bill]

The screwdrivers have been warned to stay in the toolbox.

[Tamnymore]

Enjoy your new toy. We are confiscating your screwdrivers. ....

[HenriettaMaria]

You can unscrew the body panels *where the manual allows* to put a drop of oil in the appropriate places but leave everything well alone, and never, ever, ever mess about with the bobbin tension.  That way madness lies....

Hope you enjoy your new acquisition 

[Ouryve]

Hopefully it arrives in fewer pieces than my tableware did on Sunday, @Bill.

[Celia]

All of the above 

How long will it take to get to delivery 129 ??

[Bill]

Hopefully it arrives in fewer pieces than my tableware did on Sunday, @Bill.

I saw 
Hope you're getting your money back.
I had a mug arrive like that once. 

[Diane]

All of the above 

How long will it take to get to delivery 129 ??

At least a week I reckon 

[Bill]

The driver is going to stop 104 now!
When did Ferrari start making vans?

[Celia]

That’s still a lot of stops before you Bill.

[WildAtlanticWay]

Oo you fellow sewing machine Floozie! 🥳😂😂

[Bodgeitandscarper]

Has it arrived yet?

[Bill]

Has it arrived yet?

Nope. Driver is still on its way to stop 107!
I ride faster than this!